Jesus Christ was an alien werewolf, ancient biblical texts say

Historical facts show that Jesus was an alien capable of changing shape at will or even becoming invisible.

Two separate texts from Egypt, now housed in the Morgan Library and Museum in New York, and another in the University of Pennsylvania Museum, which were recently deciphered, suggest that Jesus was an alien life form, a kind of werewolf.

The first text describes Judas’ betrayal of Christ:

“The Jews said to Judas:” How can we arrest his Jesus? For he does not have a uniform form, but his appearance changes. Sometimes he is ruddy, sometimes white, sometimes red, sometimes wheat, sometimes pale like an ascetic, sometimes a young man, sometimes an old man. ” …

Another text written in Coptic – a variation of Egyptian – describes how Pontius Pilate dined with Jesus on the night before his crucifixion.

Pontius Pilate says to Jesus: “Well, now, night has come, get up and leave, and when morning comes, they will accuse me of letting you go, I will give them the only son I have so that they can kill him instead you”.

To which Jesus replies: “O Pilate, you were considered worthy of great grace, because you showed me a good disposition.”

Then Jesus showed Pilate that he could be saved if he so chose by changing his shape.

“Pilate looked at Jesus, and behold, he became incorporeal: He did not see Him for a long time.”

And this is only a small part of the ancient texts saying that the very appearance of this religion was associated with the intervention of an alien life form with superpowers.

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